Please don't throw bread at me.

No actually don't k thx.

tironmcb:

disneyaddictgirl:

mrgeef:

Every time I see someone spread that bit of trivia that “the Tower of Terror was struck by lightning during construction” I laugh, because it implies that it’s not something that happens all the time.

Yep, and it’s also Disney’s second largest building at 199 feet.

Art imitates life imitates art …

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disneyetorlando:

this is still hilarious to me. 

last gif.

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livindavidaloki:

DO NOT FIX WHAT IS NOT BROKEN, DISNEY.

(Source: sandandglass, via yeahdisneyaudios)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via pizza)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via pizza)

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

image

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LESS THAN A MONTH UNTIL I GET MY SEASON PASS AND THE PARK OPENS AND K GET TO GO ALL THE TIME YIPPEEEE

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pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

(via pizza)

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

(Source: deathchilds)

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